Have Beard, Will Travel

Our offer to your inner Lumber Sexual.

Read no further if you or your sweetie are not bearded. Because this special offer is for men sporting full facial hair. Bring on your Santa beard, your Yeard, your Tweard or your Amish Whaler and forget about it if you only sport a stash, sideburns or goatee.
Beer, Beards and Burritos. Book three nights or more at Treehouse Lodge and we will welcome you at check-in with two cold local craft beers PLUS our all-natural beard oil PLUS a coupon for a free pulled pork or marinated chicken burrito at our farm-to-table Quicks Hole Taqueria in Woods Hole. Quicks Hole Taqueria is a short walk from Treehouse Lodge, open in season for lunch and dinner.

To book this package, first grow a beard. OK, now you are ready to click our booking engine above, choose your dates and room type. Book three nights or more and this package will show up as an “Add On” before you complete the booking. All this for just $30.